cedarelk hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: Y’know, I would actually adore Skrillex’s ”Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites”…
….I ………..I think it’s a full grown lady…… o_o
Really? I hear this like 12 year old boy.
Terrible. It’s still just terrible.
The Knight-Errant
A haphazard (and perhaps purposed) journey through language, religion, spirituality, gender, sexuality, politics, history, literature, Heathenism and popular culture.
Y’know, I would actually adore Skrillex’s ”Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites”…
…if it weren’t for that stupid kid screaming just before the drop.
The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.
Grab the salt, Sir Knight!
Sprinkle it forth and smite your enemies!
(via skadisdottir)
I am Hitoshura
Um..
Pit..
welp
Goose from Pilotwings
SHOOTING MYSELF OUT OF A CANNON BRB
Travis Touchdown.
i see no difference.
Shulk.
……*shrug*
Link.
Not bad.
Cirno from Touhou Scarlet Weather Rhapsody
I AM THE STRONGEST
I am my Skyrim character :x
I think I’ll do alright. I mean, like, on my character right now I got a Dawnbreaker for the zombie apocalypse, Chillrend for everything else, a shit-ton of soul gems and a Soul Snaring sword for them, Nightingale Bow, some pretty sturdy Nightingale armor + Volsung mask so I can fucking breathe underwater, a magic-deflecting shield and super-blocking shield, and I can just shout at things until they die.
I think I’m good to go C:
My character from Dragon Age 2. I think I’m okay
I am a halfling Great Druid with the hit points and armour class of a tank. Don’t worry guys, I got this.
(Source: forthehive)
But… that says “Mjlonir”… :\
Well no one said Thor was the god of excellent spelling. :P
(Source: beneathpyramids, via livingwithinthegods)
(Source: fyeahlokeans, via skadisdottir)
I am running out of bitchy, passive-aggressive Old Norse verses to translate. Perhaps it’s time to branch out to a different language or two.
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2 Hellbound Witch’s Chant for Creaming Butter and Sugar by Hand
“I am a motherfucking witch and this motherfucking butter and motherfucking sugar will cream together, god dammit.”
sounds about right.
The thing I love about this chant is that it’s really multi-purpose! I can think of a number of cooking situations in which it applies beautifully with only minor alterations.
all of the internets, for you.
(Source: hellboundwitch)
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